if U like Piña coladas…

If you order a double,

can it be single malt?

If you have one for the road,

Should it be Jack?

If you spill your ice-less drink

is it still neat?

If you’re a mean drunk,

is it ever Happy Hour?

If you stop in for a quick one after work,

can it be Sloe Gin?

If you die ordering a drink,

is that Last Call

…or Final Words…

Do dyslexic drunk drivers get IUDs

instead of DUIs?