if U like Piña coladas…

Tell me all your troubles...

If you order a double,

can it be single malt?


If you have one for the road,

Should it be Jack?


If you spill your ice-less drink

is it still neat?


If you’re a mean drunk,

is it ever Happy Hour?


If you stop in for a quick one after work,

can it be Sloe Gin?


If you die ordering a drink,

is that Last Call

…or Final Words…


Do dyslexic drunk drivers get IUDs

instead of DUIs?


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I bring to you an arrow, whole, Use it, or break it, But if you choose to take it --Know-- With it also, I will go. © Karen Robiscoe @1992

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