June 20, 2013 
ERGGG-onomic chair—putting the ouch in my ass since it lost its last wheel.
♦ when you get old enough, you start appending ½ and ¾ to your age again ♦
prostitutes = more bang for your buck
♦ Greek Gods must have had a hella good gym to look so ripped ♦
Orwellian = Oh wellian…
♦ it’s hard to showboat up shit’s creek ♦
Born Again Buddhist = Deja Vudist
Prah-greS
♦ Pretty soon spelling bees will become spell-check bees ♦
♦ instead of an emergency phone call in jail
you’ll get an emergency text option ♦
They’ll re-invent the TV dinner, and dub it the “Monitor meal”
The new pocket pet will be your computer mouse
Charron's Chatter 
Took me a couple of seconds to get Prah-greS 😀
didja spell-check..? 😉
I didn’t. I’m on my phone.
joking!!! but maybe it’s one that needs to sneak up on you…:)
🙂
have a nice day
friendly greeting
Hi Kali! You too…have a great day…:)
“Deja-Vudist” That’s a hoot. Like the “monitor meal” too.
the deja vudist moved it all forward…I had several takes on combined religions, but they bordered on hugely offensive..:)
Mwahahaha! Awesome post to start my morning off with. Love the “Deja-Vudist”, too! 🙂
guess what the Jew and the Buddhist became!!
and then of course…the Lutheran and the Buddhist….;)
I think I know the first answer but the 2nd riddle has me baffled..?!
Well…a Lewdist…(you can see where this wouldn’t make the cut) but the other’s pretty good…say. Do you have any silver to cross my palms with…? 😉
or should I say: with which to cross my palms…oh hell. Grammarian to the end…
DoH! I apparently need to boost up my brain with more coffee this morning!
No silver…*sigh*…Would some New Mexico green chile work instead? 😀
can we smoke that? 😉
and you got the Judas thing–right? The silver for the sellout..? (Don’t worry–I’ll wait while you get some Joe…)
Religions are hugely offensive. I would go with it~!
Bless you my child–small pattycake gesture, twixt chin an’ chest–:)
I love when whimsy meets humor. 🙂
me too. That’s the funnest stuff to write–cause you get to be all whimsical! 🙂