Q: why is Chinese food the best take-out?
A: it’s just a wok away. . .
Q: why is Chinese food the best take-out?
A: it’s just a wok away. . .
silverware. . .
sometimes it’s plated
which is ironic,
if you think about it
–like saying an
(old)
car is tired,
and sometimes it’s beveled
–which is less funny, and mostly unnecessary–
like a Photoshop filter that perplexes. . .
sometimes forks
have 3 tines,
and sometimes 5,
and I dunno–
I prefer 5 to Trident
so I never gulp it down
by accident.
Sometimes spoons are
plastic,
and sometimes
spoons are silver,
and sometimes spoons
are sporks!!
my favorite kinda spoon–
since we all knows what comes after spooning. . .
forking—
and if you rip open that plastic ware
well, spork you, right?
sometimes knives are
visible,
and sometimes
knives are kept
in back
–usually a last minute thing—
but I prefer
chomping at the bits, anyway
/ to cutting up __
since my farce is often lost
in translation,
and no matter how you do
that math
–you need it to complete the set.
He was afraid of heights
–a tall man—
this was a problem.
She was afraid of small spaces,
–a dwarf—
she felt uneasy in her own skin.
A long-winded gal
–and asthmatic—
even sigh-lens
was loud
–when she was around.
Hal & Lula were
really’just
disciple’end…
they
refrained
alla time.
church vandal = saboteur
bad brand of pacemaker = im pulse
spore radical = intermittent germ warfare
vicious purse pooch = hairy carry?
bitch cat = female cat
asshole cat= male cat? No sire…
he had 4 ears. It was eerie.
pistachios and shitake mushrooms = crappy food combo? Or spot on peu-peu platter? You decide.
how many people live in Minnesota? A small pop.
kneedless—when bursae aren’t important
she was educated—to a degree
Birth
when U R Born you’re brand new…a newb…a newbie, and not a new-d, even if technically U R nudie, but U don’t have those tendencies yet. Wait, though, cause then life happens and does a number on that letter…that newb loses its new and becomes just b.
b that—as the years continue to pass–flips around to d, & U seem the same on the outside:
U ÷ flip = U
but not really. Here is the algebra to back that up:
newb(life – new) ÷ flip = d
Death
& U R old…O so old…an ol-d. Not ol-b, though, because then U would just b cheese without vision.
Noc-Noc…
who’s there?
Turn off the light, already! It’s night!