the day Anne Boelyn was beheaded. . .
d’ya think she was be•side herself with worry?
Or just outta her mind with fear. . .
the day Anne Boelyn was beheaded. . .
d’ya think she was be•side herself with worry?
Or just outta her mind with fear. . .
What do you call 2 vegetarians named Gus?
Aspare’gus
Q: why is Chinese food the best take-out?
A: it’s just a wok away. . .
When Daddy Died
I overpaid the
Mortician. . .
told him to
“keep the change”
Me and my
British pal
had a fight. . .
downgrading our
friend•ship
to
a
row•boat
what’s the best job for an egocentric pescatarian to have?
sell fish
you can say what you want about the mafia, but one thing’s indisputable:
A Don Is always good-looking.
Sure, Betty’s a wino but at least
Her’coolies are strong.
what do you call a mean comedian’s set?
hah-stylings
ever wonder why the Bible doesn’t fudge page
666
the way hotels lose the 13th floor?