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Running Randoms

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what’s the best job for an egocentric pescatarian to have?

sell fish

 

you can say what you want about the mafia, but one thing’s indisputable:

A Don Is always good-looking.

 

Sure, Betty’s a wino but at least

Her’coolies are strong.

 

what do you call a mean comedian’s set?

hah-stylings

 

ever wonder why the Bible doesn’t fudge page

666

the way hotels lose the 13th floor?

Butt…Butt…it’s Valentine’s!

…er

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