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pre·tends·sh*t
/prəˈten(t)SH*t/
adjective
adjective: pretends•sh*t
  1. attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
    “a pretend•sh*t literary device”
    contextual example:
    “A graduate of the School of Hard Knocks, her pinkie-extended refinery was pretend•sh*t.”

Marsha Marsha Marsha

Marsha’s one

of my favorite Peeps–

Marsha’s mellow.

(don’t let that fiery red hair fool ya’)

She likes the beach. . .
 
 
but does tend to burn pretty easily

‘cuz Marsha s’more white

than rice

–fluffier, too, still I’d never

tell Marsha to drop a few pounds

–she’s too sweet.

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