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Chill-osophy

It’s funny we say—Brrr-when we are cold, but there is no hot monosyllabic equivalent…if we swung to the opposite end of the alphabet—one off, you know–it could be Y. Y is it so damn hot…Y don’t we have a swimming pool…Y is the sidewalk melting?

Just sayin’

Do the Math-you

x(10) + 2 = a dozen Christian fanatics

 

is + Lam = you’d think they’d get along with Christians

 

Boo + diss = disputing the existence of ghosts, they believe in reincarnation

 

b(Hindu) = dwells on past mistakes

 

Confusion-ism = just rules to make sense of it all

 

Jewish = envy

 

spirit·U·al + l = spirit U all = best

 

Tired of resting on my laurels & sycamore, more, more society, I treed something else. ‘Went to the beech and met a nut named Ash. We became fast fronds—it helped he had weeds—I hope you conifer what I mean, wink wink

(I’m sequoia)

Anyway, we made a bract. A pithy bract, and if you’re aspen what kind of bract, well the core of it was:

f*ck yew & the horse you rhododendron…

 

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Said it Best

“It was good God kept the truths of life from the young as they were starting out, or else they’d have no heart to start at all.”

Cormac McCarthy; All the Pretty Horses

Said it First

“If a story is not about the hearer, he will not listen. And here I make a rule—a great and interesting story is about everyone or it will not last.”

John Steinbeck

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