September 6, 2013 
Al never knows when to leave. He hangs out in the hall even after the party’s over.
Al-cohol.
Al is a method actor. He goes for verisimilitude.
Al-be-it
Al weighs himself every morning without fail.
Al-ways.
Al is a true friend. Always helping others.
Al-tru-ist.
Al found the booty, and divvied it up.
Al-locate.
Al’s albino parents never married.
Al-a-baster
Al misses his mountain home.
Al-pines.
Al paves a church parking lot.
Al-tars.
Al is an unemployed egg farmer.
Al-bum-in.
Al is an unemployed deejay.
Al-bum.
Al is too touchy-feely.
Al-arm.
Al has rhinoplasty.
Al-bi-nos
Charron's Chatter 
I like “Al-locate” and “Al-be-it” best you clever little vixen~!!~!!~
I like the lil rhino one…hehe…words are so fun.
Yes, words are fun. I do love them so!
U R so clever. 🙂
U R 2 kind…Paulette, I wanted to mention how much I am enjoying your novel: The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap. Without giving anything away, I have to say, I am sensing that um…(Charley…shhh…whisper) is not as easily dismissed as all that!
(did I do that okay? without spoiling?…hope so….anyway. Enjoy our awesome Cally weather today, as will I…:)
You’ve made my case, U R so clever! I’m glad you’re enjoying. 🙂
As Al-ways you are amazing..
I’ll AL-low it, your Honor…
..too much…? 😉
never!!
These are funny. I’m glad you used them 🙂 Thank you for putting a link to my blog, I appreciate it 🙂
I AL-ways like your posts
SOOO clever! Kudos~
Thanks, Cindy! It is a hoot wandering down these nonsense paths…my inner Holler? Maybe so!! 😉
That was great 🙂
not too ban–AL? 😉
lol. This was fun and smartly done:)
Thanks, Nightlake! I love du–AL meanings…;)
Great play!
Thank you for saying…ALthough it wasn’t ALL me…ALso easy! 😉