Transcending Randoms

September 11, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 17 Comments

 
 

† It’s funny to me when people say animals don’t go to heaven—providing there is one, I would think they—above humankind—would have all four paws in the cat/dog/barn door. Cloven, too. They are never motivated by the 7 Sins, and they don’t break the 10 commandments—except to eat. †

 

† If you set Jesus as your screen saver—he’s kind of a screen savior, now isn’t he? †

♦ If you set Cheezits as your screen saver, however—it’s more a screen savor ♦

♦ If you pick the hunky Old Spice ad guy—Boom! A screen shaver! ♦

♦ But if you pick football star: Joe Green, it’s both a Mean and Green saver ♦

 

† I wondered why they didn’t name the new iPhoneC the iPhonei—as the term: “inexpensive” is such a nice euphemism for “cheap”. But then I got to thinking about the South:

i-phone-i

would sound fairly Old Testament, although it might sell like gird-les in the Bible Belt. †

new-iphonex

 
 

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17 Responses to “Transcending Randoms”

  1. cindy knoke September 11, 2013 at 2:07 am

    God you are funny~

  2. Kitt Crescendo September 11, 2013 at 2:11 am

    Love what you said about the pets. Who has a purer heart than a dog?

  3. MartyW47 September 11, 2013 at 5:30 am

    Your puns they are fun, Even the one with the son, Though the i-phone-i or c, Will never be, While Apple is a for-profit company… 😉

  4. Alastair September 11, 2013 at 7:22 am

    Awesome as usual Karen 😀

  5. charliezero1.wordpress.com September 11, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    This must be the most creative and imaginative writing that you have ever written.

    I like this one a lot. Pretty much mocking the sensationalism of people and their Jesus freak phenomenon. Jesus this and Jesus that…what do this Jesus freaks know about whose going to heaven and whose not. They have no right to judge us or animals.

  6. Doris September 13, 2013 at 1:54 am

    love this
    you are so funny
    I phone I lol to funny