September 28, 2013 
RAY-SUN D’ETRE
re-late = go-to excuse for tardiness
re-count = tell the tale of Dracula again and again (or) Twilight
re-port = noise heard when boat hits the dock of the bay
re-hearse = for a practice funeral.
re-veal = what happens to Veal farmers come judgment day…
re-sents = duplicating lost e-mails
blow smoke = re-gale
My last fiction is my best work writing shorts yet. I haven’t tried riding culottes yet…
money woahs = laid off
the size zero girl was a little vain about her figure…
Hi-way Markers Deconstructed
pissing lane only = eliminate that rest stop
bar pool lane = happy hour lane
loaded parking only = parking for happy hour lane drivers
fist lane = road rage lane
steal plates ahead = tip for carjackers
Charron's Chatter 
re-count~!~? Dracula is rolling in his grave with this one.
oh, that Un-dead type of disrest sailed with the Twilight saga!!
When I’m not over-awed, I’m over-enthused…and then I’m both – you are just amazing…
These are fangtastic. Thank you for regaling us with your windy post. I resent the rehearse because I rehearsed the recent e-vent – my computer sucked the air out.
Good thing I am brimmin’ with hot air!!
and thanks for keeping it re-AL…:) 🙂
*she types, smiling re-ALly wide…:)*
Haha. Are you for reAL? I like that. I think Raynard is better that Count Dr Acula though. I think he is the reAL deAL.
I find people who in-vent and blow off steam balloon with a blast
Rocket-man!
Definitely a blast from the past
you’re brilliant and clever and brilliant ! Bravo ! Debbie
need a “lift”? Cuz you sure gave me one!! Thank you for that wonderful voice!! Let it roar!! 🙂 🙂 🙂