♦ riddlin’ = cures ADD ♦
♦ ass-burn = makes you forget about that headache ♦
♦ sugar pills = treats PMS symptoms ♦
♦ MyDell = good for bleating ♦
♦ Ad-ville = ibuprofen ads in Farmville ♦
♦ Ny-quil = aids with nighttime notations ♦
♦ Antacid = helps identify relative’s ass in a line up ♦
♦ pen-i-sellin’ = improves a writer’s income ♦
♦ tetracycling = physical therapy for schizophrenics ♦
♦ rubbing alcohol = topical solution for spilling drink ♦
March 29, 2014 






Laughng……oooooh you are soooooo clever!
this one was a placebo that worked! 🙂 thanks, ck!
hahah funny and love it! 🙂
LMAO! —-> ♦ ass-burn = makes you forget about that headache ♦
the riddlin one got me, haha, in so many ways. Assburns definitely make that my-brain headache go away…:D
Adderall…day long.
Snakes alive! I calculate that should extend to the evening…;)
😀
Love your sense of humor!