Ran’doms With It

If you walk on a treadmill backward, do you mill·tread?

hue-manatee = the color of sea cows

best fruit for a horse: appaloosa

be PC—don’t say “I acted like a retard” say: “I acted like a handicapped person”

Q: what’s full of booze but still good-looking?

A: a boo-ti-full ghost.

Is it coincidence boot-shaped Italy makes awesome shoes?

flower power = lackadaisical

If you get many feathers in your cap, is your cap a headdress?

God made some people from a mold—that’s why they’re so rotten