If you walk on a treadmill backward, do you mill·tread?
hue-manatee = the color of sea cows
best fruit for a horse: appaloosa
be PC—don’t say “I acted like a retard” say: “I acted like a handicapped person”
Q: what’s full of booze but still good-looking?
A: a boo-ti-full ghost.
Is it coincidence boot-shaped Italy makes awesome shoes?
flower power = lackadaisical
If you get many feathers in your cap, is your cap a headdress?
God made some people from a mold—that’s why they’re so rotten