A.K.A. Randoms

adoption: option to add one

hear about the jilted bride? her wedding went off without a hitch

Heads up: this tongue in cheek verse will blow your mind

when is a lime a pair? when there are 2 of them

when is a lime a pare? when it’s a’peeling

when is a lime au pair? when it’s a British nanny

Hall of Flame = where ex-lovers live

badly thought out body art = urban scrawl

dew bag = buttercup

deuce bag = mutt mitt

douche bag = poorly constructed boda bag

meme – all about me me (me)

slimey smiley <<same graphemes a coincidence?