a Rhino’s Bad Rap

rhino

rhinoplasty

solves that nasty

horny tendency…

a well-trimmed schnauz

is sexy cause

it’s poachless presently…

except of course

your face is horse

like–better keep the horn…

dye mane pink

so folks will think

that you’re a unicorn…

nip and tuck

and lipo-suck

to render rest fat-free…

slap on spackle

helps you battle

cracks in filigree…

a spank

and girdle

final hurdle

to tune those toneless cheeks…

remember duty

as natural beauty

pressure profile sleek.

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I bring to you an arrow, whole, Use it, or break it, But if you choose to take it --Know-- With it also, I will go. © Karen Robiscoe @1992

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