I bought myself
a little ham
thinking it’d be funny
that ratster slept
all day, and kept
me up at night by running
Next I tried a
a guinea pig
after some research
but high-pitched squeaks
gave me the creeps
and made my eardrums hertz
I moved on to
a kangaroo
I planned to keep out back
by leaps and bounds
too soon I found
the ‘roo preferred my shack
I’ve settled on
Burmese python
and gifted him to X
from whom I’ve heard
No single word
–a marvel to digest.
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