Pretzels vs. Pringles

 
Life’s a party

surprise,

wake,

“of five”

…a party…
 
 
 
all that

and a bag of chips

(arranged festively with nearby dip)

but what about after—

–after the chips are cashed?

post hummus

do we get another go around, d’ya think?

re-Pita

contingent on chips that remain in the bowl?

double-dip

fat-free, salt-free, and taste-free?

BOGO

(buy one, get one million)

Well, it makes sense. Why would God bother making chips

­er…souls…

from scratch?

Disbelieving of Time

cheeto

He doesn’t like to mark-it.

(add campaign)

–doesn’t like to count beans and

doesn’t like to throw His die-it off

so it’s amazing some brands

small potatoes

merit shelf space

at all…