Stairway to Heaven in 12 Steps

a Cath’a’holic,

I crave my Christian fix

(massive opiates)

the cross on my back

(blood-thirsty)

so burdensome,

and the Eucharist

so stingy—

(genuflect as needed)

–it’s crackers!

(I wine)

crackers—

save

holey Jeez…