When you’re driving down the road
running late—with ways to go
never get behind a Prius
charge it peeps drive slow as–
–Jesus lovers are the next to shun
praying hands at 12 and 1
always stay within the limits
honking’s fine, but speeding’s sin—
its’s hell on wheels to trail a truck
obscuring view, they’re big as f*ck,
since when they dawdle, you can’t know
if traffic’s bad, or driver blows
it’s also smart to skip the lane
when license plates are not the same
as state you’re in–a revved up wreck
those lookie-loos will hamper trek
and final peeps it’s good to dodge
-are tiny, ancient, grizzled codgers
gripping hands the only sign
they pilot car—from view behind
yes, if the minutes matter most
a biker’s best to follow close
or tailgate a souped-up car
when time is short—and distance far.
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