Magic 101

when devising incantations,

it’s important to

use a

magic marker

–as scribbling from an ordinary ballpoint

can be a bic’

and mistaken for “to-do’s”

instead of “ta-da’s!”

 

it’s also advisable

to opt for

Pixie Styx

over

Koolaid

–when concocting transformative potions

omitting red dye #5

and marauding mascots–

they’re a hundred percent less deadly and

empirically more effective,

–if a trifle time-consuming

in the making

(of any significant quantity)

 

it’s best, too,

to mix

black magic

from

every color perceptible

(all 96 Crayolas)

–if dabbling in those arts–

allowing for infinite shades

of grey

to out

. . .

–in the event only part

of your charm comes across.

 

and let’s not forget

the importance

of pulling purely genuine

rabbits from stovepipes

–when such occasions arise–

avoiding accidental boiling,

it’s better for the bunny,

& ensures

your own coif remains intact

–that any hares loosed

are lepus

in genus, not sapien.

 

Finally

balls.

crystal balls.

an IRL bane

–easily broken when bluffing–

they are boon to

second site, however

–the site

Google would list just

down from the top

if Google

precognized

in pursuit

of prey.

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I bring to you an arrow, whole, Use it, or break it, But if you choose to take it --Know-- With it also, I will go. © Karen Robiscoe @1992

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