Dr. Seuss
and Mother Goose
met on match dot com,
questionnaire
determined pair
were Zebra
and beyond.
The duo dined
on food & rhyme
on ham & eggs of green,
a Humpty hash
with just a dash
of pease from
porridge theme.
The couple strolled
and passed King Cole
on journey to St. Ives,
Seuss tipped his hat
while slipping cat
in sacks of
seven wives.
Then squiring Goose
back home to roost
the London Bridge fell down,
stranding Seuss
–a coup—
with Goose
on higher, drier ground.
A fox in socks
He clocked her dock
she goosed his Sneetch
& wocket,
and hopped on doc
til weasel popped
rocketing from pocket.
And after that
Ma Goose got fat
so fat she had to lie in
but lost her girth
when giving birth
to twinkly star
named Ryan.
The lesson here
is fine and clear
(credit dating site)
to tow-tow boat
on date to float
when bridge is
lost to tide.
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