I sent my Spanks and
Wonderbra
without me to the gym class,
those ass and tits
refused to quit
and pocketed my gym pass. . .
rhinoplasty
solved that nasty
horny tendency,
a well-trimmed schnauz
is sexy cause
it’s poachless presently. . .
except of course
if face is horse
like–best to keep the horn,
dye mane pink
so folks will think
that you’re a unicorn. . .
nip and tuck
and lipo-suck
to render rest fat-free,
slap-on spackle
helps you battle
cracks in filigree. . .
corset and
girdle
final hurdle
to tune those toneless cheeks,
remember duty
as “natural” beauty
pressure profile sleek.
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