A Rhino’s Bad Rap

I sent my Spanks and

Wonderbra

without me to the gym class,

those ass and tits

refused to quit

and pocketed my gym pass. . .

rhinoplasty

solved that nasty

horny tendency,

a well-trimmed schnauz

is sexy cause

it’s poachless presently. . .

except of course

if face is horse

like–best to keep the horn,

dye mane pink

so folks will think

that you’re a unicorn. . .

nip and tuck

and lipo-suck

to render rest fat-free,

slap-on spackle

helps you battle

cracks in filigree. . .

corset and

girdle

final hurdle

to tune those toneless cheeks,

remember duty

as “natural” beauty

pressure profile sleek.