A Rhino’s Bad Rap

I sent my Spanks and

Wonderbra

without me to the gym class,

those ass and tits

refused to quit

and pocketed my gym pass. . .

 

rhinoplasty

solved that nasty

horny tendency,

a well-trimmed schnauz

is sexy cause

it’s poachless presently. . .

 

except of course

if face is horse

like–best to keep the horn,

dye mane pink

so folks will think

that you’re a unicorn. . .

 

nip and tuck

and lipo-suck

to render rest fat-free,

slap-on spackle

helps you battle

cracks in filigree. . .

 

corset and

girdle

final hurdle

to tune those toneless cheeks,

remember duty

as “natural” beauty

pressure profile sleek.

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I bring to you an arrow, whole, Use it, or break it, But if you choose to take it --Know-- With it also, I will go. © Karen Robiscoe @1992

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