the Penguin
married Poppins–
–and Batman: Dracula,
the one was due,
to shaded views,
the other
–maculas–
impaired by light
the Darkest Knight
went bats for pointed tooth…
Wonder Boy
went on to wed
–his Bread–
and what a wedding!
until the toast,
when guests disposed,
of bride with tasteless spreading…
(no big surprise)
since super-size
of bride begat baguetting
Mr. Freeze
dug
feline sleaze,
–the woman known as Cat
but pose she struck
was frozen stuck
when ice-man dropped to knees,
a sculpture that–
–graced punch bowl at
the rites of fellow thieves…
the Ridd’lah next,
wrote witty text
for vows employed in lieu…
but lost his wife
who failed to cipher
words to say: “I do”…
no punchline sung,
from twisted tongue,
just teleprompted clues…
yes, Batman and
prime-time brigands
–had lives off TV set–
that packed a punch
¡KAZOW!
(and stunned)
the Joker still on deck.
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