4 Door Saloon

British cars

are better than ours

–they’ve got

bonnets

–they’ve got

boots,

but question, oh

so apropos

is where’s the rest of suit?

the skirt,

the dress

the belted pants?

since chance of fans

as slacks,

is slim to none

though anyone

might w’air

condition chaps

who steer

from right

and drive all wrong!

but still accessorize. . .

with wings for bumps

chaps never dump,

their trunks

abutting ride.