British cars
are better than ours
–they’ve got
bonnets
–they’ve got
boots,
but question, oh
so apropos
is where’s the rest of suit?
the skirt,
the dress
the belted pants?
since chance of fans
as slacks,
is slim to none
though anyone
might w’air
condition chaps
who steer
from right
and drive all wrong!
but still accessorize. . .
with wings for bumps
chaps never dump,
their trunks
abutting ride.
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