Howja Say

I attempted to

pull myself up

by my bootstraps–

but discovered I was

wearing

loafers,

and I sought to keep it in perspective,

but my camera switched

to selfie mode

–in and of itself, terrifying–

and my dysmorphia deepened,

and I tried to brush it off

shoulders

–squaring–

(2)

but my Roomba

(with a view)

had hella strong force,

and I was obliged

to suck it up instead.