Never After Series: Happily Ever After-Party (#4)

The ball is through,

the crowd is gone,

the chosen have departed.

There’s finally chance,

for second dance–

to get this party started…

Yes, after twelve

–come other elves

and faeries without tales…

Glow-stick waving,

all-night raving,

folklore Perma-fails.

You’ve met a few

of surplus crew–

but still it’s best to warn you…

These next rejects,

* R rated X *

and just this side of porn, too.

Since some of those

–are anti-clothes–

are nudists without title…

Common Harry’s

ass is scary–

and so are swinging vitals.

Still backward Cap,

won’t take his crap,

& neither will her buddies…

Red Cap is tough,

and felt rebuffed,

when cast as understudy.

She formed a troupe

to fight the lupus

–wars for turf with mob…

In woods to Nana’s

against bandanas

–blue–Wolf wears like dog.

Red’s head of opps,

Has got some chops,

and axes own to grind…

Once whispered diction

–lost him fiction

crying wolf at story time…

His megaphone’s

too late for tome,

but helps maintain some order…

Within the motley

* not-lead gang *

that guard the would-be borders.

But Frog once known

–as Prince has grown!

& jams with Toad from Cally…

Whose Sprocket Wet

–is better yet

when Frog sings aca-pelly.

So let’s rejoice,

as Kermit’s voice,

soothes away injustice…

getting jiggy–

with Miss Piggy,

moves heroes just can’t busta.

 
 
(1) Once Upon a Different Time

(2) Roan Riders

(3) Pot-Tea Humor

(4) Happily Ever After-Party

(5) My Fair Cat Ladies

(6) Hey Diddle Didn’t

(7) Pie in the Sky