Never After Series: Pie in the Sky (#7)

It’s been too long,

between the tales,

of Faeries unangelic–

–of ever afters

light on laughter

in places unidyllic…

That’s not to say

those written there

are always the benighted,

as Little Bic–

Lighter Chick

keeps the place well-lighted.

A hapless smoker

she often toked her–

–self an evening Phattie,

bought a Bic,

to do the trick,

and lost out on her happy–

ending since–

–without a pinched–

expression, and some Matches,

her story bored

–the overlord

of

Fairy Tale actors.

That picky dude

was pretty rude,

when cutting her from classics,

but not as bad,

as surgeon that,

altered Beast with plastics,

and while the process,

to slim proboscis,

was Hollywood effective…

The newfound cutie

learned 2 Beauties

altered tale’s objective.

Like Chicken Big,

missed out on Gig,

when diet proved undoing…

The nervous bird,

screamed out wrong words,

at crux of reader viewing…

That piggish hen,

was eating when,

role in tale was callin’

and thus engrossed

yelled out this toast:

“Help, the Pie is fallin’!”

But Piper Guy

was just too high,

to catch the tumbling Torte,

and let the boon,

stand in for tune,

to rodents he deported–

–a tale you’ll not,

observe as plot,

in standard Fairy fiction,

since fallen scraps

increased the rats,

and thereby contradiction.

I hope you got a kicK outta this series. If you missed the other verses, you can catch uo by clicking below. ThanX for coming by. 🙂

(1) Once Upon a Different Time

(2) Roan Riders

(3) Pot-Tea Humor

(4) Happily Ever After-Party

(5) My Fair Cat Ladies

(6) Hey Diddle Didn’t