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September 8, 2017 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on Web•sters

pre·tends·sh*t

/prəˈten(t)SH*t/

adjective

adjective: pretends•sh*t

attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

“a pretend•sh*t literary device”

contextual example:

“A graduate of the School of Hard Knocks, her pinkie-extended refinery was pretend•sh*t.”

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humor, wordplay

September 3, 2017 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on

♦

If he’s a confidence man. . .

is he also

a shyster?

♦

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Razed

August 27, 2017 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on Razed

In a worry

to belong,

I joined a fret house–

played fear pong

awhile. . .

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all in verse, humor, wordplay

Marsha Marsha Marsha

August 25, 2017 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on Marsha Marsha Marsha

Marsha’s one

of my favorite Peeps–

Marsha’s mellow.

(don’t let that fiery red hair fool ya’)

She likes the beach. . .

but does tend to burn pretty easily

‘cuz Marsha s’more white

than rice

–fluffier, too, still I’d never

tell Marsha to drop a few pounds

–she’s too sweet.

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humor

2 by 4

August 22, 2017 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on 2 by 4

Spiders frightened her,

& wanting the world to know it

— built a website—

catching & releasing

arachnids

under glass,

she had a soft spot

for quadrupeds, 2

–felt twice as strong 4

Muffet’s nemesis.

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Web•sters

August 20, 2017 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on Web•sters

at·end·um

əˈtendəm/

noun

noun: at-end-um; plural noun: at-end-ahs

an item of additional material of which you’re unsure, typically omissions, added at the end of a book or other publication.
what? (comes next)

Example: Atendum, I’d like to add…er…some brilliant observation.