I kicked the smoking habit

burning nun

in favor of

breathing fire
 
 
take a dragon this

and my mouth tastes

très ashy

now, but it’s better than Gaulois…

ditched contacts for

horn-rimmed windows

to frame my face

panoramically—

–which wood

look silly–

(you’d think)

except I gave my

knows

the day off

just a temp job, anyway

planting couch potatoes

the way my garden grows

and strapped

Lazy Boys to my soles,

that way I can relax

~on the go~

©Karen Robiscoe

 

YOLO, MOFO

& since spirituality

is the true religion

I need you to share if you agree…
 

Agree that

1 share = 1 LIKE

for the fight against:

ignorance,

hypocrisy,

oppression,

ALL CAPS,

&

Big Brother,

and brother, you are some kind of commie if you don’t.

Only kidding

(JK!)

laugh out loud without smiling at all,

my friend

(?)

keeping in mind

“you should be writing!”

and that:

“books are for reading–not faces”

*said no one ever *

and that only in Norway

can you attend college free of charge

Yet only in America

is chocolate actually a salad

(meme for meme, a better trade-off)

Whereas only in the World

does its most exciting man abstain from drinking, occasionally

but when he does imbibe

–when he does–

shit howdy,

!

Let’s just say, he shouldn’t be on facebook

he never clicks on even one cancer survivor’s story

not one!

proving what an a**hole he well & truly is

…when he is, of course, being an a**hole….