♦ riddlin’ = cures ADD ♦

 

♦ ass-burn = makes you forget about that headache ♦

 

♦ sugar pills = treats PMS symptoms ♦

 

♦ MyDell = good for bleating ♦

 

♦ Ad-ville = ibuprofen ads in Farmville ♦

 

♦ Ny-quil = aids with nighttime notations ♦

 

♦ Antacid = helps identify relative’s ass in a line up ♦

 

♦ pen-i-sellin’ = improves a writer’s income ♦

 

♦ tetracycling = physical therapy for schizophrenics ♦

 

♦ rubbing alcohol = topical solution for spilling drink ♦