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Band-Aid for the Deaf

Walk to cure Paralysis

Hands across America for amputees

Don’t forget to donate to Alzheimer’s.

 
 
 
 
 
 

audience clipart—clap-art

clipart for truckers = flap-art

clipart for Amish = clop-art

 

X’s & O’s = tic-tac-toe of relationships. Can easily be played by drawing lines in sand

 

If you win at bocce, you’re on a roll…

 

Speaking of rolls: The Eggo Waffle was going to be the Ego Waffle—but they backed out at the last minute…

 

cell-u-lite  (better said) cell-u-lumps

 

countrywide = cowboy’s rationale

 

Have you ever noticed how bad TV is on the weekend? That’s because you aren’t working for the machine, and ergo not “rewarded”. Friday and Saturday are absolute crap…but Sunday….football, gearing up for the work week. Check your local listings an’ see if I’m not right…

 

knowhow & “no” how = phonetically contradictory

 

no it all = party pooper

 
I think the Big Bang theory & the creationist theory can happily coexist. Just imagine God had been playing ball with a particularly volatile ball. He’s juggling it, and 10,000 things, besides, and fumbles, and—BANG!!

Or, for the intelligent design theorists out there: He tosses it…