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Match’marks

Character sketch II

a couple apostrophes set their friends up on a date

‘  ‘

since neither apostrophe was possessive, they got together

double-dated with their matchmakers

” “

to quote the one apostrophe

“it was a four de source”

eventually, though, the new couple had a falling out

, ,

and paused things for a but

, and, but

driving the one apostrophe positively dotty

;

that’s neither here nor there.

 

Have more fun with punctuation! Proofread: The “It” Girl