spinning =  1st gear uphill

♦ it’s little wonder “smarm” and “charm” rhymes ♦

♦ if someone digs at you, tell them to shovel it ♦

Luke was a good guy, and Mia was a hoot. But when those two got together? Man, they were toxic!  I mean, they always had a bone to pick…

duh-mazing = something so incredibly stupid it’s actually amazing, too.

♦ you can pick your character, and you can pick stocks—but you can’t pick the characters who stalk you ♦

♦ The break-in at Microsoft was determined to have been committed by an industry insider. Apple’s apeel for bail was granted when they discovered Fresh Prints of Dell There. ♦

Can we crash here, Mars?
Our planet is done in, but
we won’t trash the place.

click HERE to send this message in a space rocket to Mars! Thank you, Earthlings…