weird how adding “um” to a moment gives it impetus…you’d think just the opposite.
tangentially, interesting how much impetus sounds like impotence…

 

♥ a woman with a speech impediment is just naturally more wo•man•tic then her more eloquent counterpart. It’s twoo…♥

 

Did ja hear about the Loo•fah•King stink? The second-hand Brillo pads the sponge company repurposed as body scrubbers were pun-gent as hell.

 

thank you for-getting the Alzheimer meds…= you’re well-come

 

cloning‘s opened up a whole new world. You could go clone and go f*ck yourself—producing a GEO–or genetically engineered orgasm…

 

waistbands = good
buttons = better
zippers = best

foil = good
saran wrap = better
Zip-loc baggies =

saran-dipity