I seriously have an appointment with a dentist named Dr. Lavity tomorrow. I told the receptionist I was Patient Levity. I assume laughing gas is de rigueur here, as is some banal joke about cavities. BuTT I won’t do one!

Ah-ah-ah!

Capital mimicking Creators mimicking Content mimicking Composition mimicking ↓Cost mimicking Music ↓

Trying to revive his flagging music career, Eddie Money tried another avenue. Deciding the production end of cutting an album fit the bill, he released a highly unanticipated collaboration between singing stars: Nickelback & Fifty Cent. On a 45, of course, the A side features a rap/grunge version of Pink Floyd’s: Money, while the B side spins a whopping 55 covers of Lionel Ritchie’s valuable hit: Penny Lover. Selling for around a buck, critics say it’s bigger than sum of its parts.
 
 
So, word has it Miley Cyrus’s outrageous costume at the Whatev’s Awards show will be the big must wear in Hot Slut-ure fashion this Halloween. Forever Blurring the Lines between trick or treating &–

trick that’s twerking.