
Help Wanted: everyday hero. Musical talents a plus. Must be willing to play violin as unsinkable ship sinks. Ready to roll when terrorists hijack airline. Able to block oncoming tanks, and motivated to sledgehammer border walls. Fluency in the unspoken and universal highly desirable. Open until filled; benefits TBD. Salary depends on enlightenment.
January 15, 2014 





Most people don’t know whether or not they are qualified for such a position until they are put into some pretty extraordinary circumstances.
exactly. 🙂
Sounds like my kinda job
that is cool. I don’t know how I’d stack up…
🙂