2 4 1 Randoms

🍸 you’re more likely to have a hangover if you drink in the eave-ning 🍸

ours was a “BP oil spill” kind of relationship, rather than a “wind beneath my wings” sorta thing

🍸 you’re most likely a sad drunk if you drink in the mourning 🍸

deuce coupe = port-a-potty

newly single, she was in no hurry to be re-deuced again

gluten = cause of all gluten-y

weird how much “covet” sounds like “love it”

🍸 you are probably “Hootie & the blowfish” if you drink at night 🍸