After making lots of
dough
I had bread,
and as I was the Biggest Cheese,
cheddar also abounded
–not to get all up in your grill about it, but
toast to that, right?
–down the old gullet
and with lettuce to spare,
I brought home the bacon,
–a task I didn’t relish, so
things got a bit dry
from there,
though the club
I founded subsequently
was no turkey.
just gravy
No tomatoes, either,
because who can afford seed?
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