Now that’s a Club!

After making lots of

dough

I had bread,

and as I was the Biggest Cheese,

cheddar also abounded

–not to get all up in your grill about it, but

toast to that, right?

–down the old gullet

and with lettuce to spare,

I brought home the bacon,

–a task I didn’t relish, so

things got a bit dry

from there,

though the club

I founded subsequently

was no turkey.

just gravy

No tomatoes, either,

because who can afford seed?