Dairy Queen

it’s weird

that they make almond milk

since almonds are all man

it’s sweet

like meat

but I repeat

the nuts are in the can

it’s near

as weird as milk from rice

cause grain is more like bran

it’s nice,

all right

but Jesus Christ

where are the rice’s glands?

Yes, grain is strange

and soy is bean

that smacks of sauce you tilt

on egg rolls fried

and bowls

of rice—dba as milk

no wonder now,

I stick with cow

whose moos familiar theme

skim or butter

that udder mother

cracks a whipping cream.