if you stocked up on toilet paper. . .
or invested in toilet paper stock. . .

you’re
s*ittin’ pretty
right about now. . .
if you stocked up on toilet paper. . .
or invested in toilet paper stock. . .

you’re
s*ittin’ pretty
right about now. . .

I consulted flower
oracles
—petal’ing hope—
peered into polished crystals
— factory-formed orbs—
scanned sky & stars
—horoscopes imagined by better-paid staff writers—
flipped cards
—playing tarot solitaire—
asked young people
—who didn’t have to be nice—
and old people
—who did—
I agonized over monosyllables
—chapter-length in analysis—
believed in belief
—then didn’t—
forged faith
—then couldn’t—
dreamt darkest dreams
—in dissolution—
and in that abyss,
fostered
—reason—

Apocalyptic horses
have left the barn
–too late to close that door!
Gates, too
proving once & for all the daily Apple
didn’t keep spin doctors away after all
–with the exception of PPO’s & their fabled live receptionists–
and the ultimate Abyss looms
(already woven in time)
as the World churns
–social media froths–
glutted as Romans
disgorging from vomitoriums
–en masse—
strapping on
newsfeed
to stress-feed
the populace
–only 1% of whom
have paper to waste
–to throw into the Void
(zuck that Fuckerberg, anyway)
oh, what
Wicked
Web
Weaves
(what! what?)
in patchwork of infinite
Bermuda Triangles
–a Nowhere Land
where simply Everyone is. . .
falling in & out of holes
like
so many!
whack-a-moles
–the number 1 question
a Jeopardy stigma-
Ta!
(oh Jesus—not you)
That’s the wrong answer!
Or at least phrased incorrectly. . .
don’t you know semantics are
simply Everything?
(what is Everything?)
–are magic mantras
stirring the pot,
feeding the frenzy,
circling the schools
–Nobody entered,
yet Everyone attends
most fail. . .
are failing
–flailing about in a world gone mad
chased by horses
all too aware
of mystery meat enterprises
–a feat brought to you & facilitated & available for 2 day delivery
(by the Net)
. . .
Yes, that same Net
. . .
that Net that renders
escape
from the Abyss
–impossible.

A fairer day
In Faraday
–so faraway
from web. . .
the weave
that traps
–in bits & apps–
in text &
tweets &
threads

But microwave
in kitchen–
staves
–off EM waves
from soul. . .
inside it’s me
I ask—
not Jeeves
–not Google
or
Echo

on plate
within,
I sit & spin
a winsome weave
unseen. . .
no post nor pin
required—
since
this hotspot
has no screen

and
now new
stream’s
all mine—
it seems
my dreams
are worn–
not torn. . .
in 2 by face
book posts—
in place
just me
(and some popcorn)


she was a story yeller
ONCE!
TWICE!
(and you know)
THRICE!
upon a time
and he,
a hard-to-her
musician
–lyric whisperer
–refrain mumbler
–and mime of melodies on tiny violin
(predating air guitar)
she was soothed by such
&
he inspired
(in the manner of iron lung)
inspired
–dogged attention
to detail most missed
(out of hearing frequency)
details
she played back
AT HIGH VOLUME
–guessing at beat
–tempo
–pitch
and reason
(for composition)
she wove staff
&
knit yarns,
CONVERTING hum TO CRESCENDOS
ever after.

listen my children
of a lesser
god in heaven’s
name what is your goal
posts can only take you so far
& away with social media blitz
krieg is just war
after all
. . .
in good time
of your life
lessons are learned
professing them are extra
credit to those inclined to listen
upping the ante
up in the manner of quality
–cntrl alt delete
–cntrl alt delete…

God gives with both hands
–to some–
a select fewer than you’d think
and if you’re reading this
I’m guessing you missed that
blue light special
(God isn’t on WordPress; you can tell by the lack of hands-on help)
To others He throws a bone
–a coupla’ bones, sometimes
(witch)
if you’re lucky
–and tenacious—
–and well-heeled to start–
can add up
(by 7’s)
to a Big Win
Still others
the gifting
(to put it politically delicately)
is delegated
to his crew of elves
–equipped w wings
but less then He–
they’re
><
this close
to flying monkeys
the rest of the Lot
He consigns
to his Doppelganger
downstairs
–a helluva lot of stairs—
and Shades away from Krampus,
He lets that Yang
dole out the goodies
–or would that be baddies?
a little too cute, I suppose,
and those recipients are
anything but
–a lot more than you’d think–
and if you’re reading this
–you have to wonder…