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Duck-Face

 
 

Take your wooden plat-i-tudes

your plat’num-plated attitude

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–and find yourself a wussy

I ain’t your plat-y-pussy…

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Given the somewhat nuclear quality to this giganter web, it bears mentioning this isn’t directed toward anyone in particular, but riffs on the duckface troutpout to which fb’er’s are inclined, and the overall coating of BS with which we all present ourselves–our shiny ideals, and all, our grand and sweeping directives, which–if you all truly live by, my hat is off to you. I am more of a plebe–struggling through the mire, and this little cross-section of seamy underbelly is clever for all that it isn’t puppies and rainbows…

Speaking of clever–my Cyberland series that imagines falling Through the Monitor, and into Cyberland proper is clever. Packed with weird creatures, fun adventures through blog posts, and enough tongue in cheek to choke Jimi Hendrix all over again, the first short story is absolutely FREE–while the second asks a modest 2 bucks–small compensation indeed for the hours days weeks spent writing and refining it.

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Why not buy a copy?  Riffing on characters, and character types, you’re sure to recognize a few pixels from around town…:)
 
 

Skilled Labor

 
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Help Wanted: everyday hero. Musical talents a plus. Must be willing to play violin as unsinkable ship sinks. Ready to roll when terrorists hijack airline. Able to block oncoming tanks, and motivated to sledgehammer border walls. Fluency in the unspoken and universal highly desirable. Open until filled; benefits TBD. Salary depends on enlightenment.
 

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Before, During…After

The Present has been Perfect

for this Preppie

(when I’m Participating, that is)

I’ve Modified Infinite ways

to try (hard)

to begin (slowly)

to say (sincerely)

If Conjunctions were horses,

Buts would ride…

And in fact,

Passivity is so becoming to me

it runs me on & on & on & on & on until I

Actively search it out!

I often—hold on, don’t I mean occasionally?—interject

getting my Split on

since I am—

(to be Cliché)

inclined to

Verbal Gymnastics…

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©Karen Robiscoe