The hall

monitor

was none too bright,

and tapping
 
 
my super power

buttons

I diddled Mickey’s

Mouse

. . .

punched drunken

keys

&

windsurfed

the hot air

blowhards emit…

my own included

a site

–less

sore eyes,

cast in magenta

light.

Mismatched

socks.

It socks!

I should know

–having stepped out

in ill-suited hose

I’llI tell ya’,

not only do you wind up at a Chinese joint,

you roll out the white carpet

←to→

pile on lies

…

I’m thigh high with it.

It’s a run

for it

waiting to

happen,

It’s a hole

darn it

hard to climb out of,

It’s tight where the wrong place is

nets no fish

and wrong where the tight place is

–better to ditch those loose onesies

straight out’ the dryer

since

mismatched

socks

–ruins

your line.