Some of you might be wondering what qualifies me to write such an absurd mish-mash of genres. Limericks…randoms…poetry…fiction. What do I know about editorials anyway? Or bumper stickers for that matter.  Of course, some of you prolly couldn’t give two licks what my qualifications are, but I’m sick of rethinking the alphabet, so today I’m going to paper this post with my pretend pedigree, to assure all those playing along at home that I am both a highly—and a qualified—professional.

Okay, Okay. I admit this was strictly honorary.

The test is written in quatrains!

I got this long-distance!

All the Bells & Whistles.

Now those are some Memes! I was also going to post a B.S., but it seems the teensiest bit redundant. 😉