pre•tent•ious = airs you put on before camping

 

wis•dom= why is dumb in this

 

emotion isle dysfunction = unrequited love

 

spin•ach= prima donna allergy

 

multi-fauceted = dual showerheads

 

piquing Tom = angry peeping Tom

 

gird your thoughts – spanks your thinktank

 

hat rack = handicap

 

and remember, if you ever want to rest, don’t climb Everest…