welcome to facebook—an oxymoron

 

saltless saltines = Justine. A bad crack-ah.

 

Q: do Christians eat lamb?

 

Born Agains–Die Harder

 

Q: how did the pharmacological student feel at commencement?
A: adder-tude of grad-i-tude

 

Land of Nod = where church is

 

if you don’t care whether you become limber doing yoga, take karma yoga.

 

if you undercook your soy product, don’t worry. it’s only tempeh-rary

 

why isn’t delight belight? It sounds just the opposite of what it is…I’m belighted to see you, ergo so sad & delighted when you leave…