A sign apologizing for the inconvenience of a computer upgrade
in a dermatologist’s office was as biblical as it was misspelled:
Thanks, for you’re patients…

 

♦ a new red dress can redress much ♦

 

a new address can add•le you initially, until it’s factored in

 

laun•dress = best outfit to wear when hanging clothes outside to dry

 

ma•dras = drunk girls wear these…

 

but•tress = time for a Brazilian

 

breathtaking = yawn-inducing

 

♥ star X lovers = cosmic cockblock ♥

 

Thongday = original spelling of: Monday, it’s now a floating day,
attaching to those days you take it up the ass…

 

wonder bras: putting the jowls & the girls, neck & neck

 

skelly = the new skinny, since it’s about excess skeleton more than excess skin…

 

for phat people, thoughts about their next meal can be all-consuming
for lazy people, these same thoughts are generally more idle

 

😉 Digital Submissions = Twitter Cage liner 😉