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Re: Dial

Dialing the right number is important, but so is dialing the right phone….


sell phone = telemarketer

courtesy phone = Miss Manners

pay phone = 1-900 calls

iPhone = me

android = R2D2

touchtone = Simon

saxophone = musicians

Dial up = dirtbag

landline = city surveyor

micro•phone = short people

mega•phone = tall people

cordless = new parents

headphone = shrink

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