what if Mary Poppins

crashed a different family

on western range

would that then change

the practice of that nanny?

what if that

umbrella’d gal

wafted down in Super Cal

with PABA spoons

and surfing tunes

in place of rhymes banal?

& what if Poppins

also dropped in

amid a brood of outlaws

would Billie’s Kid

contain his Id

with fragilistic chalk draws?

Could spoons of sweet

de-spur his feet

and expial his docious?

would banks keep bucks

and sweeps lose luck

if Poppins

were precocious?