If you need

Gross-eries

–try e Vons

a service used
 
 
by most everyone

in town for years,

I’d be surprised if

you haven’t at least heard of it…

Most low-rent people have.

So easy and cheap,

even those with a

double-digit IQ

can order up

a

case of noodles

from this

OLD

institution.

e Vons isn’t gourmet, though.

Only the most

base

(ick)

fare

can be delivered

by that tired mare and cart system.

Generally past

its expiration date,

it’s dusty,

musty,

and stinks of sour milk.