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Weird Deconstruction

lose

AM

(i)

from

BE

an’

C

C if that

am-bi-ance

doesn’t suit better.

 

(note: for you wordsmiths out there I’ve employed a variant spelling–though legit!–for ambience)

Keepin’ Kitty

scared_cat
 
There are consequences

consequences to cat walking

~~off leash…
 
 
 
on dog beach, especially;

the spare dogs being the least of the cat’s problem

Birds are the problem.

Phoenixes, particularly.

(the wake of Immaculate Vultures)

Bred from

unbordered bonfires,

(set by dry D.O.C. drunks)

these hybrids of Fire & Spirit

have a taste for uncradled cats.

and that’s skipping the

murder factor entirely–

Crows circling nearby

> on the wings of a thousand clichés <

grimly reap

any

pray

–so long as it’s alive–

(and resistin’!)

assisted

by the grimmest raptor

still…

Portent-Us owls

& strictly messengers for

RSVP—these birds invariable lateness is a

synchronicity, as the fallout

of chronically tardy folks proves substantial.

 

 ©Karen Robiscoe

Dry Fly Toast

Bread_Butter_6

Marge

–the bookworm–

fell asleep

(reading Kafka, incidentally, but that’s neither here nor there. Forced to say: it was mostly there)

you couldn’t blame her

she was pupa

(gave an inch that seemed a mile)

and upon waking

found

herself in

a no fly zone.

(SWAT team at the ready)

Imagine.

A onetime caterpillar in a no

butter fly

zone

(pain in the nectar, really)

so

she

compromised

happy_butterfly_2

~Margarine~

so ©opyrighted it isn’t funny

(well, it’s a little funny)

🙂

Karen

Holy Hitching Post, Batman!

Batman

the Penguin

married Poppins–

–and Batman: Dracula,

the one was due,

2 shaded views,

the other

—maculas–

impaired by light

the Darkest Knight

went bats for pointed tooth…

Wonder Boy

went on to wed

–his Bread–

and what a wedding!

until the toast,

when guests disposed,

of bride with tasteless spreading…

(no big surprise)

since super-size

of bride begat baguetting

Mr. Freeze

dug

feline sleaze,

–the woman known as Cat

but pose she struck

was frozen stuck

when ice-man dropped to knees,

a sculpture that–

–graced punch bowl at

the rites of fellow thieves…

the Ridd’lah next,

wrote witty text

for vows employed in lieu…

but lost his wife

who failed to cipher

words to say: “I do”…

no punchline sung,

from twisted tongue,

just teleprompted clues.

yes, Batman and

prime-time brigands

–had lives off TV set–

that packed a punch

¡KAZOW!

(and lunch)

though Joker’s still on deck.

batman balloon

©Karen R.

Miens to an End

gloves

No kidding

I need kid gloves—

not boxing–

spiked

or

> open-ended <

the hand hold

deuces at best…

dependent on

far too many

wildcards

–bluffing skills, mainly

fake it ‘til you make it

poker face

no wayfarers, though

mouth guard

tic ~ talk goes the clock

and

venue.

B.Y.O.E.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

ped: I cure

join author Karen Robiscoe at CHARRON's CHATTER for humorous writing, funny verses, and interesting opinions
 
eschew the beaten path

–that’s a given–
 
 
pavement is for pedestrians!

People in

penny loafers,

pretending at progress, & perusing their pose in patina;

puh-leaze.

‘wouldn’t want to be in their

–a’shoes. a’shoes, a’shoes–

God bless me very much, or at least 3x over.

Favor the shoulder instead

(despite its frigidity, it’s an intermittent necessity)

It hosts the

ball.

besides

It cradles the

soul.

reliably.

and hey. If none of that floats your boaters,

bare foot.

(yes, bare it)

walk on coals, and

blaze a trail of your own.

©Karen Robiscoe

Context is Everything

 

I’m all mixed up

jumble

–drawin’ a blank

scrabble

–cant seem to find the right way to say

word find

opposing views don’t always need such vehement expression

cross words

such expression can go over the top

hangman

be misconstrued

bee miss Spelled

turn 15 minutes into

black magic squares

render sentiments into

re’sentiments

aka

Ghosts.

©Karen Robiscoe